Guitar: Impossible

The observant among you may have noticed that I screwed up the dates recently. If you pretend not to notice, I’ll fix them while you aren’t looking. In the meantime, here is something to entertain you.

Being Human

A story about about a useless ghost with perpetual PMT(Lenora Crichlow), a crap werewolf who overpronounces his ‘t’s while simultaneously being scared of his own shadow (Russel Tovey), and a vampire on a guilt trip (Aidan Turner) who live in a house together.

The vampire is the only decent character in the house as the other two are just far too pathetic to like at all. The evil vampire cops character has merit though, and the actor behind it (Jason Watkins) could probably pull off a nicely vicious part if he was given some decent material to do it with.

Brief Overview of British Newspapers

The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it already is and The Sun readers don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big tits.